Disney released the first trailer for the live-action version of Snow White.
There is a reason why people have been saying it is doomed. It is not only because of all of the negative things that entitled Rachel Zegler has said about the movie she is starring in.
It is also because it looks like it is going to be so boring that it is going to put you to sleep. So that when the credits roll, the Charming Ushers are going to have to kiss everyone in the theater to wake them up.
And then there is the fact that the Wicked Queen is so much fairer than the maiden in our story.
Finally, the CGI version of the Seven Dwarves are going to give us nightmares. And this is a bad thing because the movie is going to put us in such a deep sleep that we will feel like we are living Nightmare on Elm Street during a Disney movie.
If you still want to see Snow White, it comes out on March 21st.
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