For 30 years, Mariah Carey has been singing All I Want for Christmas is You. But really, all she wanted was herself. And this year. Madame Tussauds New York gave her that.
The wax museum created a wax figure of the Queen of Christmas and it is her new best friend. Not only because it is her twin but also because, as she says, “I finally found someone to help me out with the toy delivery this year!”
When your ex-husband has as many kids as he has, you definitely need the help. And even two of you are not enough!
Back to the image of MiMiMiMi. I can’t get it out of my head. I had the nightmare that the singer continues to multiply and goes around singing her annual chart-topping song to everyone who doesn’t have the Christmas spirit. And since Ebenezer Scrooge is my icon, I never have it. Therefore, I picture ten of them surrounding me, singing the Christmas Carol. Send help!
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