Have you ever wondered what would happen if you drank milk from the Duane Reade in Penn Station? We know now, thanks to Saturday Night Live. What happens? You get one of the most brilliant skits on SNL with Pete Davidson and John Mulaney.
Just when you think they couldn’t do another politically incorrect parody of a Broadway musical number, they did. I laughed out loud, and my cat got scared.
So, the moral of this sketch is not to drink milk from Penn Station. If you do, you might get really trippy and write the best bit of your career. And you won’t be able to do it again without drinking that milk. And the doctors at Bellvue told you you might die if you die because it is poison.
