via MSNBC
Yesterday, Tim Walz held a rally in Detroit with Barack Obama. If you are going to have a political event in Michigan, then you need to have the state’s biggest star introduce you.
So, they asked Kid Rock to join them. Who am I kidding? It was Eminem who went the 8 Mile for Democrats yesterday.
However, I don’t think anything could prepare the Rapper for what was about to happen next. When Obama came out, he said that he was nervous following the hometown star. So much so, he told the cheering audience, “My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. I’m nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting.”
And that is why people love Obama! He knows how to win over a crowd without talking about the size of a late golfer’s penis. Mainly because let’s be honest, we know that Obama also has a golf club between his legs, unlike Trump, who swings with a golf tee.
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