Cards Against Humanity is a funny, fun game to play. However, they are serious when it comes to politics.
So much so that they are willing to pay left-leaning people up to $100 who live in Swing States who didn’t vote in the 2020 election to apologize for not taking part in democracy. All you have to do is go to Apologize.lol, fill out the information, and then post their message with the hashtag #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet.
“It’s a crazy legal loophole that we can just start a Super PAC, buy the personal voting records of every American on the internet, and then pay blue-leaning non-voters to apologize and make a ‘voting plan,'” CAH explained. “This whole thing should probably be illegal!”
If you are like me, live in a blue state, and voted in the last presidential election, know we are not left out. We can “support the cause by getting our all-new 2024 Election Pack [for $7.99], featuring 30 fresh cards about this insane election. 100% of the profits will directly pay blue-leaning non-voters to actually give a shit.”
And if you want to do a big FU to Elon Musk, here is a way you can do it. The man who destroyed Twitter started a Super PAC to pay people in Swing States to get other red leaning people to vote. CAH found a way to get the $47 he is offering to go their way to pay their Super Pac.
“If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America,” they wrote. “If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.”
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