Yesterday on The View, the hosts discussed the new Max series Naked Attraction. It is a dating show unlike anything we have seen in The States before. That is because the contestants are standing there naked behind a screen that slowly rises up, revealing everything. And I do mean everything.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg made a joke calling it Naked & Well Hung, but she was outdone by Sarah Haines and Alyssa Farah Griffin.
Haines entered the conversation with, “There are [body] parts that are beautiful. A penis is not one of them.” It wasn’t what she said. It was that she tried to demonstrate what one looked like.
While she doesn’t think penises are attractive, Sunny Hostin, who binged all eight episodes on Sunday, said, “There were some pretty penises in that show.”
Haines followed up and asked the audience if they think penises are pretty. That is when Whoopi gave her the bell.
But the discussion wasn’t done. Then Griffin said no one looks good naked, just standing there as the screen slowly pans up. And that is when Whoopi rang the bell again because she knew this daytime show was about to go into nighttime territory.
So, Whoopi turned to the director and said, “I just want to say, ‘You were worried about me?'” Yes, we were. And could you imagine if Joy Behar was there? Oy!
I am also worried about Hostin. She spent eight hours watching Naked Attraction with her husband and came into work the next day looking all pissed off. It is like they didn’t go to the Max or cliMaxed after watching it.
That is something I would’ve done with the guy I am seeing. And he has a pretty penis. Not that you asked!
