McDonald’s is evil. First, they made us happy by giving us adults a Happy Meal of our very own. Then they brought back the Halloween Happy Meals pails.
It was all to soften the blow. Today, they announced that the McRib will be back on October 31st. That is the good news.
“The McRib is back! It starts with seasoned boneless pork dipped in a tangy BBQ sauce, topped with slivered onions and dill pickles, all served on a toasted homestyle bun. When everything combines you have BBQ pork sandwich perfection.” And this is where the bad news starts, “Get one while you can because this is the McRib Farewell Tour. Order yours in the McDonald’s app for delivery or pick up before you say goodbye on 11/20/22. Enjoy our famous pork sandwich as if it’s your last!”
Hold me. I need to be held. I look forward to the annual tradition of the McRib every year, and now I have nothing to look forward to anymore. Not my birthday. Not Christmas. Not Halloween. Not the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Who else wants to protest McDonald’s decision with me? I will be at the Toluca Lake store, eating a McRib while I can and holding a sign saying, “Long live the McRib!”
