Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Casandra Peterson turned 70 a month ago, and just like her character Elvira, she never ages.

Don’t believe me? Peterson is recreating The Mistress of the Dark on The Goldbergs’ Halloween episode on October 27th. She looks exactly the same in the photo she shared from the set of the period sitcom as she did when it really was ’80something.’

I want to know her secret, but I think we all know what it is…