Nintendo announced today who will be the voice cast in the Super Mario Bros. animated movie that comes out on December 21, 2022. One of the names attached to the movie is Keegan-Michael Key, and he will be voicing Toad.
So why did I say he is playing Donald Trump’s penis? Remember when Stormy Daniels described Trump’s penis as Toad from Mario Brothers? Well, I can never forget. Anytime I see the Mushroom Retainer, that is all I can think about. Therefore, when I see the movie, that is who I think Key will be playing. Tell me I am not alone.
For those of you who care about the film and want to know who else is in it, then
Chris Pratt as Mario
Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach
Charlie Day as Luigi
Jack Black as Bowser
Keegan-Michael Key as Toad
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
Surprise cameos from Charles Martinet
