Billy Crystal was a guest on The View today, and he talked about his movie Standing Up Falling Down. As he was finishing up the interview, Joy Behar said to him, “Listen, Billy, can you give me a facial later? That is what I want to know.”
Since the hosts and the guests are all in remote locations, there was a time delay until he heard what she actually said. When he finally heard it, his mouth dropped open to the floor, and he said something unintelligible back.
Thankfully, his friend Whoopi Goldberg had his back when she told her co-host, “He can give you many things, a facial is not one of them.”
Now, I bet you are wondering why she would ask him for one on a daytime talk show? It is because he starred as a dermatologist in a movie. Although, I bet you thought he was played a porn star after that question.
Now go, picture him portraying a porn star who is giving her a facial. Why should I suffer alone?
