Prince William was walking around England when something caught his eye. I am not sure if it was a breast or a leg, but I do know it was not attached to a woman. That is unless it was in her mouth.
What am I talking about? The hungry King-to-be looked lovingly into a KFC. He wanted what was in that fast food restaurant as much as those people would want everything in his bedroom in Buckingham Palace. He was salivating with temptation. It is good for him to want what his subjects have. It will make him a better King.
That is why KFC captioned the photo, “Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing.” However, after some time, they regretted that initial tweet. That is why they added, “I’m sad I didn’t call him His Royal Thighness in the main tweet tbh.”
How would you caption Colonel Williams?
