Seann William Scott is best known for playing Steven Stifler in American Pie. And he is not the only one to have played a Stifler in the franchise. John Patrick Jordan starred as his cousin Scott Stifler in American Pie: Book of Love, who got screwed by a moose.
Anyways. Even though their two characters are related, they never did an American Pie film together.
But, now the two actors are making a movie in Alabama called Bad Man. And Jordan said, “It’s been cool kickin’ it with my cousin Steve ”
And it is cool seeing them kickin’ it! So much so that I want American Pie: The Stifler Family Reunion. Imagine all of that testosterone in one place. Would you go tot he movies to see that?
Last month, Lindsay Lohan, Lacy Chabert, and Amanda Seyfried reunited to film a Mean Girls commercial for Walmart. However, Rachel McAdams wasn’t in it.
So where was Regina George? The actress told Variety, “I don’t know; I guess I wasn’t that excited about doing a commercial if I’m being totally honest. A movie sounded awesome, but I’ve never done commercials, and it just didn’t feel like my bag. Also…I didn’t know that everyone was doing it. I would, of course, always love to be part of a ‘Mean Girls’ reunion and hang with my plastics, but yeah, I found that out later.”
Personally, I have lost respect for Adams because no actor should be above commercials. They pay well, and a lot of actors got their start that way.
So basically, Adams sounds a lot like a character.
Jason Momoa is on a global tour promoting his film Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom Global, and he decided to promote some of the products he uses. One of those items is a pretty pink towel, and he modeled it for us.
When it comes to what else he was selling, I have no idea. Because I couldn’t get past seeing him in just the towel. That, and I was hoping it was accidentally going to fall off of him so I could see his trident. Is that wrong?
So I woke up this morning, and I got an email from Comedy Central telling me there was a new South Park movie to stream on Paramount+. Since I had nothing else to watch, I figured I would give it a try.
Let’s just say. It takes a lot to shock me, and South Park: Not Suitable For Children did just that.
The 45-minute special starts out with a teacher being busted for having an OnlyFans page. During the parent/teacher meeting about it, Randy finds out how much money she makes and decides to create his own OnlyFans account.
I have seen a lot of crude things in animation, but Randy’s dick and hairy balls is an image that will forever be etched in my mind. And we see it a lot.
Believe me, I have no problem with seeing a nude man. But when you see this, you will understand why I had to text my sexting buddies for dick pics. And it still didn’t help.
It isn’t only about Randy. It is also about the kids drinking the new sugary sports drink, Cred. They are all drinking it because an influencer told them to. But who is that influencer, and why are they doing it? That is what Randy and the kids are going to have to find out. And what happens when they do?
It might sound like I didn’t like this special. And that is wrong. I enjoyed it. Not because there were so many penises. Because I like to see the male anatomy on my television. But because they pushed so many buttons in such a short time. Just like they did in Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s first movie.
So, if you need a release this holiday season, then this is it.
Before you press play, pour some Brandy in the egg nog and drink every time you see Randy’s limp dick. You will be drunk before you know it.
