Before Andrew Dice Clay was causing trouble on Saturday Night Live, he was doing the same on M*A*S*H. He looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1982 episode.
We know that Lizzo likes to toot her horn, but yesterday she tooted someone else’s. The Library of Congress lent her President James Madison’s crystal flute, which was sent to him in 1813, to play at her concert yesterday.
The singer only played a few notes, and each one was prettier than the one before. Why did the flute aficionado play more than that? Lizzo explained on social media, “Replying to @history the flute was so hard to play— I could only get a few notes out! But no one had ever heard it before, so I made it a memory of a lifetime ❤️”
Before her big show, she rehearsed with the musical instrument at the Library of Congress and enjoyed every note.
Thankfully, she didn’t do a Kim Kardashian and ruin the historical item.
Back to Lizzo; hopefully, she will inspire other little girls to play the flute. Just not my niece because I already have a headache. Just the little girls I don’t know.
Chris Redd is dating Kenan Thompson’s estranged wife, Christina Evangeline. The thing that makes it so strange is that the two men played brothers on Kenan and worked together on Saturday Night Live.
Therefore, you would think the bro-code would be in effect here. Even though it wasn’t, TMZ says that Thompson is OK with them dating because he has moved on from the relationship that ended in 2019.
Now let’s say Redd married Evangeline; what does that make Kenan to him? Husbands-in-law? Why isn’t there a term for that?
Oh, and if you are like me and was thinking that this is why Redd announced last week that he was leaving SNL. Then we would be wrong. TMZ says he left to pursue other projects. In the words of Jon Lovitz, “Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket.”
