I know what the true meaning of Easters is all about, but over the years it is all about Peeps and Cadbury Eggs to me.
Therefore, when I saw competition eater Matt Stonie compete in a Peeps eating contest, I knew what the holiday was all about. Just like July 4th is all about him downing hot dogs at Nathan’s, so is Easter with him eating 255 Peeps in 5 minutes. Now, I don’t want to eat a single one of them until next year. Consuming that much sugar just made me sick. I say this as I devour a box mystery flavored Peeps.
We are used to seeing Bruno Mars‘ smooth moves as he dances, but the singer seems to have slowed down in his old age. So much so, he was photographed driving a mobility scooter. Does that mean he has lost his Bow Chicka Wow Wow? Nope, he is using as a metaphor to describe how his latest single That’s What I Like is slowly climbing up the charts. It is currently at #3 and hopefully it will get a 24K record!
It has been an awful week for Janet Jackson. Last Saturday, it was rumored that she split from Wissam Al Mana, her husband of around three years, and shortly afterwards it was confirmed. Because of the confirmation, it made the new mom a gossip target. Every detail of her life being exposed.
Instead of letting that get her down, she ended the week by sharing the first photo her son Eissa. Even though they have so much going on in their lives right not, the 3-month-old and her not letting it show. Which is a good thing because this should be a sweet time for them and they look like they have a sweet relationship!
Warren Beatty was on The Graham Norton Show and the host wanted to if some of those most famous rumors about him are true. Rumors like if the Shampoo star used to wash his hair with a 6-pack of beer every day? That one is false.
Also false, is that Beatty and Jack Nicholson had their own secret passageway into the Playboy mansion. As if they would need one during their hay day because they were both the sexiest male actors of the ’70s and the playmates would welcome them with open tails.
He does know where his Oscar for Reds is. He did not have the crotch on the Heaven Can Wait poster enlarged. After looking at it, I think he should’ve asked for the John Holmes.
Even though he says he doesn’t know if Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain about him, she confirmed that she did. I guess he isn’t as vain as she thought he was because a real vain person would say they think that song is about them.
Finally, has the former Playboy bedded over 13,000 women? The actor did the math and said it is impossible. Denying that fact like that makes me think the only women he has been with are Carly Simon, Carrie Fisher, Madonna and Annette Benning. Why? Because this interview proved how boring he is. No matter how hot he was in his youth, I wouldn’t want to sleep with him after listening to him talk. Granted, you don’t have to talk to him but still. If he did bed me, it would be me falling asleep in bed.
In other words, this interview proves that Beatty is as exciting as Wonder Bread and it is a wonder he got anyone in bed.
Seriously, if I was rumored to have the life he supposedly led, I would own it! Lie, we would not know! In other words, he made a career out of telling lies, why not lie about his real life too? That is what we want!
Madame Tussauds Nashville opened up its doors today and last night they held their opening. Trisha Yearwood came out to see her wax figure and they could totally be twins. If Garth Brooks was there, then he would sing, “I have wives in two places”. Both of them standing in right in front of him.
Seriously, can you tell which is one the real live woman and which one is the life-size candle? They did such a good job, y’all are giving her statue XXX’s and OOO’s!
