https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHVIcesOH4
There’s no better way to start off your when, Then with bathroom humor. Right? Well, happy Monday! Rachael Jonrowe was talking to the Georgetown City Council in Texas about an item she wants to have passed, when one of her fellow councilmen got up to go to the bathroom. Said councilman forgot one thing when he went to use the little boy’s room and that was to shut off his microphone. Therefor, everyone at the meeting got hear him pee and pee and pee and pee. How much did he have to drink? On a positive note, at least his prostate is still going strong. On a negative note, he forgot to wash his hands. So if he asks to shake your hand, tell him you are a germophobe or something else to get out of it.
Now back to the council people, the Mayor Pro Tem couldn’t control her laughter as she listened to him unzip his zipper and pee like a racing horse; then when he flushed she completely lost it. The Urinator came back and couldn’t understand why everyone was in hysterics. Eventually someone told him why and he didn’t care. That takes balls. Thankfully, we just heard them and didn’t see them.
I guess his prostate and balls are why we say everything is bigger in Texas! Yee haw!
Allison Williams shared a photo of herself with makeup on the right side of her face and none on her left. Which side do you think she got right? I am going with the left cause I know I am right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89NhNaOXEN4
When Manny Pacquiao walked out to the ring yesterday, he wanted to make sure he had the best entourage surrounding him. So he had Jimmy Kimmel do his best Justin Bieber and follow behind him doing that boxer prance that they do. Even though the fight was boring, the ABC late livened it up for a few seconds.
I say a few seconds because Floyd Mayweather’s entourage included Justin Bieber and the Burger King. That’s right, the creepy guy from TV and that guy who is the worst fast food mascot ever. What bet did Mayweather lose to have the Burger King walk behind him in his shadow because no money is worth that.
David Beckham joined Instagram; and the first photo the birthday boy posted was that of himself in bed. To think that every morning Posh Spice opens up eyes and sees that, makes me so envious of her. It’s like going from one dream to another one.
