Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Actually she is reading to kids at UCLA Hospital, but it was just way too easy assume she is learning how to read! Unless she was using a lipsyncer, not like she hasn't done that before?

BTW what is that ring on her wedding finger? 

 

Guess who went shooping? – The Blemish

Pete Wentz has a new beard – Popbytes

Who are the most overpaid actors? – ICYDK

How well do you know your celeb babies? – OK!

CSI's Gary Dourdan got fat – Hollywood Backwash

Mischa Barton's sexy photoshoot – Pop On The Pop

Why would someone steal Paula Abdul's pee? – Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan dating Britney Spears' ex? – Celeb Warship

Did Marilyn Manson's mom kept his foreskin? – Celebitchy

What does Katie Holmes see in Tom Cruise – Gabby Babble

Want to spend a year with Scarlett Johansson? – The Bastardly

Who is putting their used breast implants on eBay now? – Ayyyy!

How did Keri Russell lose her baby weight? – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Quentin Tarantino checks out Hayden Panettiere's chest – Ninja Dude

Seriously how old is Mischa Barton? She is like in her early 20's and she looks like she is in her mid-40's? And what is up with that bad version of an '80s prom dress?

(photo from Katie Price aka Jordan's MySpace)

The thing I love most about Jordan is you never know what she is going and today she had another winner according to The Sun.

"Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they?

"They're as cold as anything.

"They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."

What happened to that real one she has at home…Peter Andre. She did talk about Peter Andre and believe it or not it was not sexual.

"You learn from all your relationships, whether they go your way or not, so I don't have any regrets.

"I learnt never to trust a man 100 per cent, although I do trust Pete now.

"Every man I'd been with sold his story on me, so I just felt more protected that way."

It only took her two kids and four years to feel that way, but at least she is finally able to trust him!