After almost 10 years of Jimmy Kimmel ending every show with him not having time for Matt Damon, JKL! has finally made some time for Matt Damon tonight at 11:35p on ABC. But it looks like Matt Damon doesn’t want to share the screen time with Kimmel as witnessed in the above video has hit the internets this morning and it looks like Jason Bourne has does something worse to him that f*cking his ex-girlfriend. That’s right Matt Damon has kidnapped Kimmel according to ABC. The network had this to say in a press release, “Damon has taken matters into his own hands. The Oscar winner accepted Kimmel’s invitation to finally be a guest on his show tonight, but then arrived at the JKL studio this morning and promptly took Kimmel hostage.” No word if any ransom was offered and if anyone would pay it if it were. So I guess we will have to tune in to see one of late night’s greatest rivalries tonight to see what happens next? Although I kind of like the idea of Kimmel remaining taped up as Matt Damon hosts the show. What about you?