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Can you believe a woman thought this would pass for an HOV passenger?
July 22nd, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

How many times have you thought about dressing up a dummy and placing them in the front seat with you, so that you could drive in the HOV lane? A woman in Suffolk County, NY didn’t have a dummy, so she put a cap on some clothes, and drove away. She thought she came up with the perfect plan, until she got pulled over on the Long Island Expressway. According to ABC News, a cop became suspicious of her passenger and pulled her over. Officer Spina gave her a summons for that violation and driving an unregistered and uninspected vehicle.
The moral to the story is if you are going to fake it, make sure it looks like the real deal. Especially if your car is not registered and inspected in New York.
BTW why doesn’t Siri count as additional passenger because I know I talk to her when I am driving. Some times more than when I have another human in the car with me.


It was bound to happen, a man marries Siri aka his Smartphone
June 27th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We tell our Smartphones everything. We caress our Smartphones. We protect our Smartphones. We sleep with our Smartphones. You could say we love our Smartphones.
One Los Angeles man loves his so much, he took her to Las Vegas to make an honest phone out of her. That’s right, Aaron Chervena went to The Little Las Vegas Chapel and put a ring on it. Why did he do it? He says, “We connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look at it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds and to me that is what a relationship is all about.” Then he declared that his smartphone is his longest relationship. A relationship he wants other people to evaluate since we are becoming more attached to out phones.
So will the two of them live happily ever after? Since it is iPhone, I give them until November. That is when he will trade her in for a newer model. Just like a lot of other men in Los Angeles. No wonder I have such a hard time finding a husband.
Can you imagine what their divorce will be like? She has all of his passwords, so she can take whatever she wants of his. She also gets half his contacts, half his iTunes music and half his Apps. He is so screwed!
Although it will be hard for her to take him to Divorce Court because their marriage was not recognized by the State of Nevada. It is still only legal for people to marry other people there.


Is Conjuring 2 cursing their audience?
June 20th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Conjuring 2 is about real life Paranormal Investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren and looks like they might have to investigate their own film.
According to The Telegraph, a 65 year old man in India died while seeing the movie. That would be eerie enough, but there is even more to the story. While being transported from one hospital to another, not only did his body go missing, so did the person transporting him. Never to be seen again Spooky, right?
Meanwhile a couple in Singapore left their hotel room to see the movie and when they came back there was a cross drawn on their mirror. Who put it there? They don’t know.
After I read this article, I asked my friend, who is a Paranormal Investigator, if a movie could possess its audience. She told me it could. Thus, when I go to see the movie I am going with her husband and her to make sure I don’t get possessed. Her husband has performed exorcisms, so if it does possess me, he will be able get the spirit out of me. If you want them to go to see the film with you, let me know and I will see when they are available. Who knew there was a business for that?


Fingernail licking good
May 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kentucky Fried Chicken is finger looking good, but do you wish that taste could last longer than the meal? That will soon be a reality because according to AdWeek, Ogilvy & Mather asked McCormick to help them come up with a nail polish that tastes like either Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. After some testing in Hong Kong, they will decide on a flavor and hopefully make it available to world afterwards. All the flavor, none of the fat and calories. Sign me up to be a tester. Maybe if it is a success, they will add other flavors like biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy, and more.
Also if it is a big success, maybe other restaurants will follow suit. Imagine if they did that for the McRib, the Whooper, Bloomin’ Onion, the Quesalupa and so on. My mouth is watering to lick my nails!


How much’d you pay for the purple rain that fell the day Prince died?
April 29th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

via The New York Daily News
On that day that Prince died, it rained outside of Paisley Park. Some people came up with the idea that if they collected it, they could sell it on eBay. One person was right and one person was wrong. Could be how much the latter asked for? How much was someone willing to pay for the clear purple rain? That person paid $23.50. How much was no one willing to pay? $100.00. I don’t know about you, but the most I would pay is $19.99. What would you pay?


Man arrested for not returning Freddy Got Fingered in 2002
March 24th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Anyone who has seen Freddy Got Fingered knows that movie should be considered a crime, but is it enough to get you arrested. For a North Carolina a man, it is. According to WSOC, James Meyers was pulled over for a broken tail light. Then when cops checked his license, they discovered he had a warrant out for his arrest for not returning the movie back in 2002. The video rental place (like almost all of them) has since closed down, but the case against him is still open.
Now, he has to wait to find out if the charges against him will be dropped.
If not, Tom Green told The New York Daily News, “If it’s 200 bucks of course I’ll pay it for him, just for the principle of the thing.” Why $200? The paper says, “Not returning rental property is a Class 3 misdemeanor in North Carolina and punishable by a fine of up to $200.” And you wonder why videostores went out of business?
Now, when it comes to Freddy Got Fingered, if you are the least bit tempted to see what this movie, that no one has talked about since 2002, is all about, don’t. It is one of the worst pieces of crap I have ever seen and I have seen a lot of horrible movies.


Finally a jacket to go with #TheDress
February 27th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

It has been a year since the world wondered if #TheDress is black and blue or white and gold. Since that is so last year, PopPunkBlogger wants to know is this jacket blue and white or black and brown?
I say just put this jacket on the dress, and make them both go away. All of this color confusion is making my eyes hurt.


Meet the woman who thinks she is a cat
January 28th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Nano is 20 years old and she looks normal enough, but the Norwegian woman thinks she is a cat. She told NRK that at 16 she was diagnosed as being a cat due a genetic defect at birth.
Nano is so serious about her identity that she wears ears, paws and a tail like a feline. She meows, purrs and also hisses at dogs that come to close to her. Sometimes she likes to hang out by the door and scratch at it, so that someone will let her out to play.
I say as long as she isn’t hurting anyone, let her be who she wants to be. But my Norwegian Forest Cat thinks she is cray cray. You should’ve seen her face when Nano started to meow, like what is going on here?
Personally, I would love to live like cat. It is the purrfect life, eat, drink, sleep and play. What more do you want? Sex, well they have animal sex, literally!


Wait, Judge Judy isn’t on the Supreme Court?
January 20th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

How many Supreme Court Justices can you name? According to a poll by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, 1 out of 10 college graduates think that Judge Judy Sheindlin is on SCOTUS. I don’t if it is sadder that they think that or that she really isn’t on it. Hey next president, when a slot opens up, you should give her the job. It would suck to lose her on television, but it would be great for the country if she fought for our rights!


A vaginal speaker so your baby can hear the music better!
January 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]

It has been said that babies respond to music in the womb, and Babypod found a way to get that music even closer to them. Instead of just putting speakers on your belly, you can put a speaker in your vajayjay. They say the sound is even clearer for the child to hear. In fact, they even respond to it with their mouths and hands.
So for just $133.09, you can own this speaker for yourself. And if you play the beats loud enough, you can enjoy the experience as much as the baby!


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