A 28 year old man from China, who has terminal cancer, wanted to get married before he dies, so he married a doll. According to The Mirror he wanted the big day and a photoshoot, but didn’t want to leave behind a grieving window. His solution was to marry a life-size doll.
Hopefully this will bring him some comfort in his final days.
Ever since I read the story, I have had The Police’s Be My Girl, Sally stuck in my head. If you’ve never heard the song written by Andy Summers, you can hear it below and you will understand why I do.
If you are like me, then as a kid you would love to eat just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms. Only problem was there was cereal in the box too. Well, that is no longer the case. At least for 10 boxes. General Mills is giving away those boxes without any Charms to 10 Lucky winners. All you have to do is “share a photo of yourself holding an imaginary box of Lucky Charms on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram between October 14 and 18 using #Lucky10Sweepstakes” to enter.
If I won the box, I don’t know if I would want to open it up and eat the marshmallows or keep it as a keepsake. But then I would be afraid that people would want to steal it because it is so valuable. Great, I just talked myself out of entering. I guess, I will just have to buy a box of regular old Lucky Charms, throw out all the cereal and keep all the colorful marshmallows. Then, when I am done, I can eat all of the sugary goodness and wonder why a few weeks later my dentist is telling me I have 3 new cavities.
A few weeks ago, Burger King announced that they are making a Halloween Whopper with a black bun, and now people are taking to social media to reveal the scary side effect. It is turning poops around the world green. Why? At this point, we don’t know and the fast food giant has yet to comment on the green doo-doo.
Now, you have to wonder is the Frankenstein colored crap a trick or a treat or both? It’s a trick how they made it happen. It’s a treat to a see a different color in the toilet bowl. Now, why people are looking in their crappers to see what color of the rainbow their sh!ts are, is beyond me. Can you explain that one to me?
Anyways, I don’t know about you, but it so makes me want to try one to see what happens. Don’t you want to find out if it is true?
I guess the scariest thing this Halloween season is not all the nerds who dressing up as Donald Trump, it’s all the turds that are the shade of the Presidential candidate’s hair.
To see what the green poop looks like, then click here!
Minions are the hottest thing out there for kids right now, and McDonald’s has them in their Happy Meal boxes. Well in Orlando a grandfather and a grandmother got the toy for their grandchild and they told WFTV that they were shocked by what it said. They could swear the cute little yellow plastic toy is saying, “what the f*ck?” and “I’ll be damned.”
I listened to the video and I can hear the, “I’ll be damned,” but the other one doesn’t really sound like “what the f*ck,” to me. What are you hearing?
Here’s what McDonald’s says you should be hearing, “para la bukay,” “hahaha” and “eh eh.” I definitely don’t hear that. Do you?
After all of this controversy, I am going to McDonald’s and get a Happy Meal with a cursing toy inside that makes me happy!
They say, “What goes up, must come down.” And they also say, “What goes in, must come out.” What if you combine the two in an elevator? That’s what they are hoping to do in Japan by adding toilets to an elevator according to the Washington Post. Before you are like, you can’t hold it in for two minutes. That is not why they are doing it. What happens if your elevator gets stuck due to something like a major quake, then what are going to do after you say it? If you are in Japanese lift, then you can use their emergency throne. Makes perfect sense, but not sure I would be able to do it with a bunch of strangers watching, would you be able to go poopy in that poopy catcher? Maybe they need to add a curtain to that emergency pouch.
Remember when you were a high school senior, the thing you dreaded most was taking the SATs? Once you were done, you were happy you would never have to do that again? Well, what if you found out days before you are supposed to graduate that your test got lost in the mail and you would have to take it all over again. That is what happening to about 300 students at Broad Run High School in Ashburn, Va.
According to WTOP they never reached their destination. They were supposedly sent via UPS, but UPS has no record of ever picking them up. Where are they? No one knows.
So what happens now? They have the option to take them again next month if they want to, but at the point it is like why? You either got into the school of your choice or you didn’t. Plus, you have bigger things to worry about like getting the perfect prom date and whose graduation parties you are going to go to.
Australia’s Pizza Hut and Four’N Twenty got together and made a baby. That baby is a little bit of both of them. Pizza Hut’s pizza crust has Four’N Twenty’s steak pies embedded in it. I don’t know if that looks like it’s the yummiest thing I’ve ever seen or the deadliest. I think it is a little bit of both.
Just when I think they can’t come up with any more delectable yet wacky food combinations, they do. I am afraid to ask what is next because you know it is coming.
Take a look at this photo and tell me if you see Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe? If you see the blonde bombshell, you need glasses. Why? Watch the video below from MIT to find out because it is too scientific for me to explain!
How E=mc^2 is that? Now go send that photo to your friends and mess with their heads just like I did yours!
Men are more attracted to a woman who smells like food than flowers, so Burger King in Japan created a perfume just for them. For one day only, Burger King Japan, is releasing an eau de toilette called Flame-Grilled, and it smells like their most famous sandwich, The Whopper.
That one day is April 1st aka April Fool’s Day, so we are not sure if they are serious about it. But I hope that they are because I want bottle of the sweet smelling stuff. Since I was born on the release day, who wants to buy it for me as a present? It only costs 5,000 yen, before you think that’s a lot of money, that is equal to about $41.50 in The States. What a steal!
So Burger Kings, does this idea get your Whopper excited? I know it’s got my mouth craving a big juicy whopper!
There is a man in Akron, Ohio, who is going around and pooping on cars. The unknown crap, I mean man, whose initials we will say are BMW for Bowel Movement Wacko, has left his mark on at least 19 parked cars in driveways and kids’ toys so far. Why he is doing this in the Castle Homes Neighborhood, we don’t yet and I can’t wait to hear his rationale.
The Akron Police Department have released a photo of BMW doing his doodie, I mean duty, I mean doodie, and are asking the public to come forward if they see him in action.
What I love most about the sh!t’s, I mean guy’s, face in the police photo, is that it reminds me of male cat’s face when he sprays something of yours to let you know he’s pissed at you.
Back to the serial pooper, I guess he had too much cereal with fiber before he goes on his pooping spree around Akron during the overnight hours.
Hopefully, when the police catch BMW red butted, his pants will be up. Cops have a crappy enough job as it is, and they don’t need to cuff a man who is in mid-poop.