via Daily Mail
So we have seen some stupid trends in 2011 like Planking, Owling and Coneing, now in 2012 a group of teens are trying to get people to do Falling. Basically you go to a shopping center and fall around costumers. I am a sadist and enjoy watching people hurt themselves, but this video didn’t make me laugh once. Falling can be funny (watch John Ritter on Three’s Company) if it is done right, but this wasn’t done right.
I know they are asking people to submit their videos, but don’t do it unless you can do it right. And that means don’t hurt the people who aren’t involved because that is plain stupid. The only people who should be getting hurt are the people Falling, now that’s funny!
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The Museum of Sex has done it again and this time they are doing it by showing off what sex looks like with no clothes and no skin! It gives new meaning to bone rattling sex!
BTW I wonder if no dogs are allowed? They would have a field day there, especially with couple that are doing it doggie style!!!
Back in 1987 a young actor named Matthew Perry was starring in a show called Second Chance that was about a guy who died and gets a second to change his eternal path by reliving his mistakes and correcting them. Well the show starts out in the then distance time 2011 and predicts that Muammar Gaddafi will die in that year.
Well now it is 24 years later and the 1 season wonder (that I loved) was right, they were just off by three months. If I were a world leader or a celebrity from 1987, I would watch the full series to make sure they didn’t predict my death too…
Back in 2008, Wesley Warren Jr. told the Las Vegas Journal that he accidentally striked “his testicles by his own leg as he twisted and turned upon awakening from a sleep”. He immediately felt a shocking pain that ran through his body, something he never felt before. When he woke up the next day, his scrotum was the size of a soccer ball. Today they weigh 100 pounds and he needs corrective surgeries that will cost $1 million. He doesn’t have the money and he is begging for people to donate to his cause.
I am surprised with all the male plastic surgeons here in LA, that none have them have had the balls to do the surgery for free. I am a woman and I can feel his pain. Where are all of the men to put him out of his?
I seriously hope he finally gets the help he needs because no one should suffer like he is suffering.
Daily Mail
In the last year rainbows have a resurgence because we have seen Double Rainbows throughout the US and appreciated their beauty. But now there is a negative story coming out about those 7 colors in the sky that form a beautiful line after some rain that we all look up to admire. We have already heard the tales about how there is a pot of gold at the end of it. Now we are finally seeing a picture that shows if there is one, and sadly there is not…:-( Well that is unless someone already beat that photographer to it and brought it home with them. Which I saw all that gold on the highway, I would totally stop and snatch it. But then again I am a girl from New York, we will do anything for gold and diamonds!!! What is that wrong?
Joey Chestnut won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest for the 5th consecutive year at Coney Island today and by some miracle he kept them all in his stomach while the cameras were on him. The San Jose native ate 62 wieners in 10 minutes and beat out his next competitor by 7 dogs. So what does he get for his major stomach ache? He gets $10,000 for eating a year’s worth of frankfurters in 10 minutes.
Joey told ESPN that his girlfriend didn’t want him to come. Can you believe with the way he downs those footlongs like that that he actually has girlfriend and not a boyfriend. Oh wait…
We have all seen at least one Zombie movie in our lives and up until today I thought all those horror movies were fake. I say up until today because the CDC has posted the following information on their site: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse. OMG it seems that Night of the Living Dead, Night of the Comet, Zombieland and The Walking Dead are based actual facts that we didn’t know about until now. They have known about it for while and for some reason they are releasing the information now.
So how do we prepare for the day when the dead become the undead? Well below are the tips that the Centers for Disease Control has given us:
First they say get an Emergency Kit ready with the below items just in case they come for your brains:
Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
Now once the kit is ready, here are the next steps they suggest for us to stay alive with our living loved ones so that we don’t become dead then not dead craving brains and flesh.
1 – Identify the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information.
2 – Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.
3 – Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.
4 – Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.
They then went on to say that if we were attacked by Zombies, the CDC would be on the case and try their hardest to stop them from spreading any further than they have already gotten. I saw that episode of The Walking Dead where they got to the CDC and it didn’t turn out the way the CDC is telling it will go down. But I will remember that that is just TV and this is real life and they know what they are doing.
I mean, I am sure they have test subjects that they are already working for a cure like they did in Resident Evil. Wait where did they get those test subjects? How many do they have? How do they kill them? Have they figured out how it spreads? And so on…?
Wow up until, I read Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse I was a happy little girl living every day thinking that the dead would stay that way, but now that I know different I don’t know how I will sleep tonight. Can someone with a heartbeat hold me until I fall asleep?
via Hot 89.9
Did you ever think that wearing a bib in your daily life was a good thing? Nope, neither did I but some company did and they came up with the SlobStopper. If you think that adult bibs are a good idea then for $15 you can own one.
Seriously how do they come up with sh!t and what amazes me even more is that people buy it.
There is a company in The UK where all the workers are required to wear a suit to work every day…their birthday suit. And guess what they are hiring!
In 1977, Chris Taylor, a naturist. created Nude House and now he wants to expand his software company from beyond the 4 employees he currently has working there according to Buckinghamshire Examiner.
Do you want to work for this one of a kind company, here is a description of the positions that Nude House is looking to fill:
Salespeople – Girls and Men
We need lots of very attractive, nude young girls – 20 – 39. You should be a practising naturist. You will sell our sofware and will earn £500 plus VAT for each sale you make.
We also need attractive young, nude men to sell for us as well for the same rewards. These men need to be practising naturists.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to Chris@Nude-House.com with optional photographs
Web-Coders – Girls only
We need a number of nude web coders to work on preliminary web pages for customers using the toolkit of facilities we provide them. The work is totally dependant on the customers having a need but you never meet the customers and they will not not know you are nude. We will pay you £2,000 each month for 5 full days per week.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to Chris@Nude-House.com with optional photographs
I don’t have a problem with people working naked, but I couldn’t do it because imagine sitting in an office chair where everyone elses butt has been. I have enough problems going to the bathroom, I can’t imagine sharing chairs.
via Dlisted
Who knew that placing a vibrator under each boob would make them grow, but a company in China came up with a product called Top Charming that is suppose to make woman’s breast grow naturally by simulating just that.
Here is how the company explained how it works:
It utilizes the shake magnetism wave, in order to repair the lax fiber organization, strengthen the vigor of every organization cell and improve the competence of replying of hormone in the breasts and body. It can promote the height of breasts and make them more elastic and pliable. The plump, tall and straight, healthy chest shape will come out naturally.
It utilizes the physics principle, combines unique abundant chest magnetism device with far infrared material massage to breast and activates the vigor of every breast organization cell. Also, it raises the replying of hormone between breast and body female competence and accelerates the blood circulation of the breast. It can effectively make the fat body of the mammary gland expand plentifully.
If you want one for your own, get 499 of your closest friends together and you can order it. But I say instead just get two vibrators and place one under each breast for the same effect.
BTW I wonder who gets more turned on from that informercial, the women in it or the men watching it. Shake Weight ads seem PG compared to that.
Now back to Top Charming if I would’ve know that using my vibrators under my boobs would make them grow, then I would’ve been using them up there instead of down there.
