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This photo will mess with your head!
April 3rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Take a look at this photo and tell me if you see Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe? If you see the blonde bombshell, you need glasses. Why? Watch the video below from MIT to find out because it is too scientific for me to explain!
How E=mc^2 is that? Now go send that photo to your friends and mess with their heads just like I did yours!


Hey Burger Kings, Do you want your lovers to smell like The Whopper?
March 18th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Men are more attracted to a woman who smells like food than flowers, so Burger King in Japan created a perfume just for them. For one day only, Burger King Japan, is releasing an eau de toilette called Flame-Grilled, and it smells like their most famous sandwich, The Whopper.
That one day is April 1st aka April Fool’s Day, so we are not sure if they are serious about it. But I hope that they are because I want bottle of the sweet smelling stuff. Since I was born on the release day, who wants to buy it for me as a present? It only costs 5,000 yen, before you think that’s a lot of money, that is equal to about $41.50 in The States. What a steal!
So Burger Kings, does this idea get your Whopper excited? I know it’s got my mouth craving a big juicy whopper!


Akron police are looking for a serial pooper!
March 13th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

There is a man in Akron, Ohio, who is going around and pooping on cars. The unknown crap, I mean man, whose initials we will say are BMW for Bowel Movement Wacko, has left his mark on at least 19 parked cars in driveways and kids’ toys so far. Why he is doing this in the Castle Homes Neighborhood, we don’t yet and I can’t wait to hear his rationale.
The Akron Police Department have released a photo of BMW doing his doodie, I mean duty, I mean doodie, and are asking the public to come forward if they see him in action.
What I love most about the sh!t’s, I mean guy’s, face in the police photo, is that it reminds me of male cat’s face when he sprays something of yours to let you know he’s pissed at you.
Back to the serial pooper, I guess he had too much cereal with fiber before he goes on his pooping spree around Akron during the overnight hours.
Hopefully, when the police catch BMW red butted, his pants will be up. Cops have a crappy enough job as it is, and they don’t need to cuff a man who is in mid-poop.


Not the green you want to see on the golf course!
March 11th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Fore, there’s a huge alligator on the 7, is not something you would expect to hear when you playing golf. But that is exactly what several golfers faced when they were playing a game at the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Engelwood, Florida the other day.
Talk about a handicap because who is going to be stupid enough to dare to go near that gator to get their ball in the hole. I don’t think that all the clubs in your bag would take out that guy. Granted, I don’t think any of the golfers would do the deed, isn’t that why they have caddies?
So what do you do while you wait for him to go back to where ever he came from? You take out your camera until he goes away. Then you pray that someone takes him out because he would make a nice pair of shoes, a belt, a golf club bag and maybe a purse for the wife.
BTW I hope that Syfy sees these photos because I think it would make a great movie of the week, Gatolf.

UPDATE: Here is one more photo of Gatolf that shows just how massive he really is. Where is Caddyshack’s Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) when you really need him?


Peeps flavored milk!!!
March 5th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

The good news is that Prairie Farms came out with Peeps flavored milk, the bad news is it is only available in the Midwest. Although, that might be a good thing because I would be drinking a carton of the Marshmallow Milk and Chocolate Marshmallow Milk at least once a day. Seriously, how yummy do those flavors and the Easter Egg Nog Milk sound? As yummy as a Peep on Easter Sunday.
BTW we now have Peeps flavored milk, pizza crust covered in bacon and Cotton Candy Oreos, I am afraid of what else the crazy marketers are going to come up with next to tempt us to eat more unhealthy crap. It is getting so hard to turn all of this stuff down.


That’s one way to get Carrot Top to stop doing Autofellatio
March 3rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]

We know that Carrot Top likes to use a lot of different props during his act and the latest one got his dog going WTarF? That’s because he stole his pooch’s cone when the little one was done using it. Why he is wearing it, we don’t know. But we can only assume that he is donning his new collar to stop him from licking his balls. Right?


#TheDress that divided the internet
February 27th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

So a woman, who runs the Tumblr site Swiked, innocently asked, “guys please help me – is this dress white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the f*ck out.” Well the world wide web obliged and she did what a naked Kim Kardashian couldn’t do, she broke the internet.
People got in fights because some saw the dress as black and blue while others saw it as white and gold. Why are we seeing some people see it one way and others another way? According to The Health Site, you white and gold people are seeing it because, “When our eyes see something, the first burst of light, and its colour (made of whatever wavelength that corresponds with a particular colour) reflect off what you are seeing. This colour is supposed to be ignored by your brain. But what is happening in this case has a lot to do with evolution. When the human eyes evolved they did so, so that they could see in daylight, but daylight changes in colour and hues.” Us black and blue people are seeing it that way because, “For all those people who see blue and black, let me just say one thing — your vision is absolutely fine.”
So what does #TheDress really look like? You can check out the Roman Original dress here to see what colors it is comes in.
So are you bruised or do you have the Midas touch?


Cacamax, the toy dog that poops
February 25th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

via Live with Kelly and Michael
You know what every little girl wants? She wants a toy dog that poops bones out of his butt hole after you feed them to him. Let’s be real, no girl wants that, but that didn’t stop some company from coming up with Cacamax. For just $40, you can teach daughter that everything really does poop. Something, I am sure she would’ve been happy not knowing. Or you can buy her Cacamax when she is being a little sh!t, tell her the dog is doing what she is!
BTW am I the one who wishes the bones were a dark brown instead of yellow?


Why does a NH town want to arrest Punxsutawney Phil?
February 12th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]

The North East had a pretty mild winter, that was until Punxsutawney Phil told the world on February 2nd that there would only be six more weeks of winter. Ever since he saw his shadow, it has been nonstop snow in that part of the country. So much of the white stuff has fallen, records it has broken so many records in the area and there is no end in sight.
Well the town of Merrimack, NH is not happy about being buried under all of that snow and they decided to take it out on someone. Not Mother Nature, but Punxsutawney Phil. They feel he gave them hope that Spring was coming in six weeks, but he just didn’t tell them that it would be snowing all the time with freezing temperatures as a daily affair until then. So they decided to put a warrant out for his arrest. Can’t say I blame them for going after him, can you?
Just imagine if he didn’t see his shadow; and they thought were getting an early Spring? I think there would be a new Punxsutawney Phil living in that tree for Groundhog’s Day in 2016.
BTW the forecast for Merrimack is for snow over the weekend and it will not be above 30 degrees until next Thursday. Brrrrrr!


This is what 202ZZZ boobs look like
January 14th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen gigantic boobs in the past, but they look small as compared to Beshine‘s duo. Her breasts are a whooping 202ZZZ. I don’t know what to compare that to because they are the largest ones in the world.
So how much do those monsters weigh? They weigh as much as a lot of women’s cup size and 36 pounds. They are so heavy that she can’t sleep on her back or her front.
In fact, when she works out, she has to wear not one, not two, but three bras and sometimes they break. Another problem they cause for her, is they are so big, she can’t see her feet. That means putting on her shoes and shaving her legs is not easy for her.
So will that stop her from going bigger? Nope, but she won’t reveal how much bigger she wants to go.
Here is the most shocking fact about her boobs, she started out as an A cup before she got her three surgeries. What she only had three surgeries? She explained, “Now i get fill ups which means saline will be added to my implants. This procedure will be repeated until i have reach my requested size.” Then she added, “Then the saline will be replaced with a permanent fluid. But at the moment i have no limit in size and how big i want to get but I will let you know when i have reached my goal.”
How much bigger does she think she needs to get? I mean, they are almost the size of exercise ball. Does she want them to be as big as the ones on Wipeout? I guess the plus to their size, is if she falls forward, she will be able to bounce right back up. Although she might bounce so hard, she will land on her back.
So boys, I have to ask, do you find them sexy? Would you want to motorboard them? Although if you did, you might never been seen or heard from again. I know there are worse ways for you to die.


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