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This is what 202ZZZ boobs look like
January 14th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]



We have seen gigantic boobs in the past, but they look small as compared to Beshine‘s duo. Her breasts are a whooping 202ZZZ. I don’t know what to compare that to because they are the largest ones in the world.
So how much do those monsters weigh? They weigh as much as a lot of women’s cup size and 36 pounds. They are so heavy that she can’t sleep on her back or her front.
In fact, when she works out, she has to wear not one, not two, but three bras and sometimes they break. Another problem they cause for her, is they are so big, she can’t see her feet. That means putting on her shoes and shaving her legs is not easy for her.
So will that stop her from going bigger? Nope, but she won’t reveal how much bigger she wants to go.
Here is the most shocking fact about her boobs, she started out as an A cup before she got her three surgeries. What she only had three surgeries? She explained, “Now i get fill ups which means saline will be added to my implants. This procedure will be repeated until i have reach my requested size.” Then she added, “Then the saline will be replaced with a permanent fluid. But at the moment i have no limit in size and how big i want to get but I will let you know when i have reached my goal.”
How much bigger does she think she needs to get? I mean, they are almost the size of exercise ball. Does she want them to be as big as the ones on Wipeout? I guess the plus to their size, is if she falls forward, she will be able to bounce right back up. Although she might bounce so hard, she will land on her back.
So boys, I have to ask, do you find them sexy? Would you want to motorboard them? Although if you did, you might never been seen or heard from again. I know there are worse ways for you to die.

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If at first you don’t succeed at cutting of your hubby’s pen!s, try again!
January 14th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Every now and again you read a story that gets stranger with each sentence, and I just read one in The New York Post that is a cut above the rest.
There is a woman is China who found out her husband and father of their five children was cheating on her, so she went into their bedroom and cut off his pen!s.
He was taken to the hospital and doctors were able to reattach his cheating body part. When his wife found out, she went to visit him and once again cut it off.
This time she threw it out the window and ran. Her injured husband chased after her and beat her up. The hospital staff broke up the fight and treated them both for their injuries.
Sadly this time they could not reattach his boner because they assume a stray cat or dog ran off with it thinking it was a bone.
The story gets even stranger. When his mistress was asked if she still wanted him without his love maker, she said yes. She felt since he had 5 kids, they don’t need anymore.
Which I think shows what a horrible lover he is, if she is willing to fore go sex with him for the rest of their lives together. The good news for her, is at least he won’t be cheating on her.

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Dil-Doh by Play-Doh!
December 31st, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Several kids got the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset for Christmas and their moms are upset. Why? That is because one of the attachments their daughters got, looks like something mommy plays with when she is alone. The item that is the frosting on the cake, is the item that puts the frosting on the cake; and it looks like a Dildo. So the mothers took to Social Media to let Play-Doh know that they are not happy that their little girls are playing with something that they also play with. I just don’t get why they are so against it. I mean, their children can play with it during the day and they can play with it at night. At least that is what I plan on doing with it.

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Does this guy have the worst name ever?
November 25th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


via NY Post
Just when you thought that celebrity kids have the worst names in the world, comes a person in Florida who makes their names sound normal. The man’s name is Phuc Kieu. Can you think of a name worse that that? I mean it is fun for late night hosts trying to make a joke about it, but to this guy it has to be awful. Imagine introducing yourself to people? Someone asks him, “What’s your name?” He says, “Phuc Kieu.” They say, “No, Phuc Kieu.”

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NYC’s sexy taxi drivers got their own calendar!
October 3rd, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]




NYC’s firefighters have their own calendar and now the city’s Taxi Drivers got one too. It is so hot that the NYFD is going to have to put it out. For just $14.99, you can look at these 12 Beefcakes whenever you want to know what day it is in the year, 2015. Or you can look at them whenever you want to be reminded how sexy the people who drive you around the Big Apple really are. If I knew they were so hunkalicious, I would take a cab more often when I go to Manhattan instead of walking. But then again it costs you the same amount of money to buy the calendar as it does to go a block in the city that never sleeps, and you know what, it totally seems worth it now.
To see more of those cute cabbies, then click here!

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A woman spent $20,000 to get a third breast!
September 22nd, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

So you know how on the upcoming season of American Horror Story: Freak Show, Angela Bassett has three breasts, and you thought that is impossible?
Well Jasmine Devil paid $20,000 to get a third boob added between her two natural ones. Why? She says she decided she doesn’t want to date anymore and that men would find her unattractive with it? She’s obviously never dated a boob man because they could care less what your chest looks like as long as you have two. So three is even better for so many things. Things I don’t have to spell out for you because you know what I am talking about.
What is her dream job with them? She says that she is pitching a reality show called Jasmine Jugs that she really wants MTV to pick it up. Then she added, “My main motivation is fame and fortune.”
She later explained in the video that she told her parents on camera about the surgery and her mother hates them. She filmed their reaction for her reality show and she says that she wants to put reality back in reality TV.
Granted she is doing that with three fake boobs. Tridevil admitted that her born given ones have implants and they are bigger than the third one. She is hoping to get another surgery where her third breast will be a D-cup like the other two and not a C-cup. I don’t know about you, but I thought the middle one looked bigger than the outer ones.
Now I have to comment about this whole thing. As a woman with two breasts, I seriously don’t get why she wanted a third one. I have enough problems with the ones that Gd gave me, I can’t even imagine carrying around another one. Ladies, could you? And men, what do you think of them?
Finally, when it comes to her reality show, I can see her being featured on one E!. I could totally see her on Botched because as she admitted, she had a hard time finding a doctor who would do it. The one that did, made her sign a confidentiality agreement because what he did is against the code of ethics. Enough said.

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The new creation from the Cronuts’ creator looks phallic
August 7th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


The people behind the Cronuts debuted their latest creation on Good Morning America today and it’s the Pretzel Lobster Tail. I think it looks more like a pen!s or an elephant’s snout rather than lobster’s tail. What do you think it looks like?
Will you wait on line for it like you did the Cronut? To me, I think they have run out of ideas with this thingy because what is it really a combination of? It’s not like there is any lobster tail in it, it is just shaped as one. I say they need to go back to the drawing board because this is not that interesting.

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See the man who got trapped in a vajayjay!
June 24th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


A 20 year old American Exchange student is studying in Germany and he got the lesson of his lifetime. According to NBC News the student’s friends dared him to take a picture of himself inside of the 6′ vajayjay statue (translation, don’t be such a pussy and take a picture in the pussy) outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic and he got stuck. So it took 22 rescuers 30 minutes to get him out. And when he was finally free from the oversized female genitalia the kid said, he felt like he was born again. Actually he didn’t, but I am sure he had to feel that way.
BTW it was a natural birth with no forceps needed to pull him out. Just a lot of hands to get yank his body out of the hole.
Finally, I am sure sex will never ever be the same for him. And all of this could’ve been avoided, had he used a condom with some lubricant on it. See boys, those things are needed.
And one last thing, when it was all over someone asked the vajayjay how she felt, she was like I need a cigarette because she hasn’t gotten that much action in a long time!!! No, word he gave her his number or bought her dinner, but he should’ve at least gotten her flowers and candy and diamonds.

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Did Apple Maps find the Loch Ness Monster?
April 21st, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]



While Google Maps has helped women find out where their husbands are cheating on them, Apple Maps looks to have found something that might be the Loch Ness Monster according to Digital Trends. A keen person noticed a strange looking object in the water between Whitefield and Drumnadrochit (home of the Loch Ness) and claims that it might be the legendary Nessie. Do you think the sea creature has finally been found or do you think that thing is just a part of something else?
Since I love a good mystery solved, I am going to say that it is the Loch Ness. Now even though I say it is the lake monster, I am not going to buy a ticket just yet to see if I can find it like they did on Apple Maps.
I wonder what elusive mystery one of these online maps will find next??? Chupacabra? Abominable Snowman? Jimmy Hoffa? Elvis Presley? My husband???

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Forget the 3 hour orgasm, how about the 7 week long erection
January 15th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]


About two weeks ago on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a woman suffered from a 3 hour orgasm. Well today the Irish Examiner is reporting that a man had an erection that lasted for 7 long weeks. Unlike the woman and sadly for him, his was not caused by sex.
So what happened? The unnamed man (for obvious reasons) was riding his mountain bike when an accident caused his little me to meet the crossbar. The injury lead to him having irregular bloodflow to his bike and an upper that just wouldn’t go down.
Believe it or not, he waited 5 whole weeks to go to the ER and the doctors were stumped. They worked really long and hard to come up with a solution and finally after 2 weeks he was back down to his old self.
So after being erect for 7 weeks, is he still able to pitch a tent? He says yes, yes, yes. Now when it comes to riding his bike the article didn’t say, but if I were him there is only one thing I would ride. That one thing that’s able to make the erection go away after a few minutes and not keep it going for nearly two months.
I really hope that TLC finds him and does a special about the 7 Week Erection!

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