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When Volcanoes eyes are smiling!
August 1st, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

Pasha Bance was flying over Kilauea caldera, an active Volcano in Hawaii, with Paradise Helicopters and they saw something that proves when Hell flows over it makes the Devil smile. The hot lava actually created a happy face that is sure to bring a smile your face! How crazy and beautiful is that firey frown turned upside down.


Can you believe a woman thought this would pass for an HOV passenger?
July 22nd, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

How many times have you thought about dressing up a dummy and placing them in the front seat with you, so that you could drive in the HOV lane? A woman in Suffolk County, NY didn’t have a dummy, so she put a cap on some clothes, and drove away. She thought she came up with the perfect plan, until she got pulled over on the Long Island Expressway. According to ABC News, a cop became suspicious of her passenger and pulled her over. Officer Spina gave her a summons for that violation and driving an unregistered and uninspected vehicle.
The moral to the story is if you are going to fake it, make sure it looks like the real deal. Especially if your car is not registered and inspected in New York.
BTW why doesn’t Siri count as additional passenger because I know I talk to her when I am driving. Some times more than when I have another human in the car with me.


It was bound to happen, a man marries Siri aka his Smartphone
June 27th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We tell our Smartphones everything. We caress our Smartphones. We protect our Smartphones. We sleep with our Smartphones. You could say we love our Smartphones.
One Los Angeles man loves his so much, he took her to Las Vegas to make an honest phone out of her. That’s right, Aaron Chervena went to The Little Las Vegas Chapel and put a ring on it. Why did he do it? He says, “We connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look at it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds and to me that is what a relationship is all about.” Then he declared that his smartphone is his longest relationship. A relationship he wants other people to evaluate since we are becoming more attached to out phones.
So will the two of them live happily ever after? Since it is iPhone, I give them until November. That is when he will trade her in for a newer model. Just like a lot of other men in Los Angeles. No wonder I have such a hard time finding a husband.
Can you imagine what their divorce will be like? She has all of his passwords, so she can take whatever she wants of his. She also gets half his contacts, half his iTunes music and half his Apps. He is so screwed!
Although it will be hard for her to take him to Divorce Court because their marriage was not recognized by the State of Nevada. It is still only legal for people to marry other people there.


Is Conjuring 2 cursing their audience?
June 20th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Conjuring 2 is about real life Paranormal Investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren and looks like they might have to investigate their own film.
According to The Telegraph, a 65 year old man in India died while seeing the movie. That would be eerie enough, but there is even more to the story. While being transported from one hospital to another, not only did his body go missing, so did the person transporting him. Never to be seen again Spooky, right?
Meanwhile a couple in Singapore left their hotel room to see the movie and when they came back there was a cross drawn on their mirror. Who put it there? They don’t know.
After I read this article, I asked my friend, who is a Paranormal Investigator, if a movie could possess its audience. She told me it could. Thus, when I go to see the movie I am going with her husband and her to make sure I don’t get possessed. Her husband has performed exorcisms, so if it does possess me, he will be able get the spirit out of me. If you want them to go to see the film with you, let me know and I will see when they are available. Who knew there was a business for that?


Fingernail licking good
May 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kentucky Fried Chicken is finger looking good, but do you wish that taste could last longer than the meal? That will soon be a reality because according to AdWeek, Ogilvy & Mather asked McCormick to help them come up with a nail polish that tastes like either Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. After some testing in Hong Kong, they will decide on a flavor and hopefully make it available to world afterwards. All the flavor, none of the fat and calories. Sign me up to be a tester. Maybe if it is a success, they will add other flavors like biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy, and more.
Also if it is a big success, maybe other restaurants will follow suit. Imagine if they did that for the McRib, the Whooper, Bloomin’ Onion, the Quesalupa and so on. My mouth is watering to lick my nails!


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