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Meet the woman who thinks she is a cat
January 28th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Nano is 20 years old and she looks normal enough, but the Norwegian woman thinks she is a cat. She told NRK that at 16 she was diagnosed as being a cat due a genetic defect at birth.
Nano is so serious about her identity that she wears ears, paws and a tail like a feline. She meows, purrs and also hisses at dogs that come to close to her. Sometimes she likes to hang out by the door and scratch at it, so that someone will let her out to play.
I say as long as she isn’t hurting anyone, let her be who she wants to be. But my Norwegian Forest Cat thinks she is cray cray. You should’ve seen her face when Nano started to meow, like what is going on here?
Personally, I would love to live like cat. It is the purrfect life, eat, drink, sleep and play. What more do you want? Sex, well they have animal sex, literally!


Wait, Judge Judy isn’t on the Supreme Court?
January 20th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

How many Supreme Court Justices can you name? According to a poll by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, 1 out of 10 college graduates think that Judge Judy Sheindlin is on SCOTUS. I don’t if it is sadder that they think that or that she really isn’t on it. Hey next president, when a slot opens up, you should give her the job. It would suck to lose her on television, but it would be great for the country if she fought for our rights!


A vaginal speaker so your baby can hear the music better!
January 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]

It has been said that babies respond to music in the womb, and Babypod found a way to get that music even closer to them. Instead of just putting speakers on your belly, you can put a speaker in your vajayjay. They say the sound is even clearer for the child to hear. In fact, they even respond to it with their mouths and hands.
So for just $133.09, you can own this speaker for yourself. And if you play the beats loud enough, you can enjoy the experience as much as the baby!


A shop owner is sending pennies to heaven
December 31st, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Roland Foss hates pennies so much that he is getting rid of them at his two Orange County stores. According to KCBS, he will start banning them tomorrow at his Mission Markets in Fullerton and Anaheim. What happens if your total doesn’t end up on a 0 or a 5? He will round the dollar amount to the nearest increment of 5.
Why is he doing this? He explained, “We’re all consumers. We know how annoying pennies are. They waste time. They accumulate. We throw them in the trash.”
I know that pennies are annoying, but I still like them. Poor pennies.


A girl calls 911 when she accidentally touches an Elf on the Shelf
December 23rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

Elf on the Shelf comes with a warning that says, “Christmas magic is very fragile, and if scout elves are touched they may lose their magic. If your scout elf has been touched, you can apologize by writing a letter to Santa, or saying you’re sorry to your elf.” Well when 7 year old Isabella accidentally touched her Elf and he fell to the floor, she called 911. According to WNBC, the police officer tried to calm her down, and got her to apologize to Santa and for calling 911. She learned her lesson and now will the Elf on the Shelf company learn theirs? That is a major bah humbug to make kids scared of losing Christmas like that. Grinches!


A dying man marries a life-size doll
November 8th, 2015 under Odd, The Police. [ Comments: none ]

A 28 year old man from China, who has terminal cancer, wanted to get married before he dies, so he married a doll. According to The Mirror he wanted the big day and a photoshoot, but didn’t want to leave behind a grieving window. His solution was to marry a life-size doll.
Hopefully this will bring him some comfort in his final days.
Ever since I read the story, I have had The Police’s Be My Girl, Sally stuck in my head. If you’ve never heard the song written by Andy Summers, you can hear it below and you will understand why I do.


Lucky Charms is releasing boxes of just marshmallows!
October 15th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then as a kid you would love to eat just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms. Only problem was there was cereal in the box too. Well, that is no longer the case. At least for 10 boxes. General Mills is giving away those boxes without any Charms to 10 Lucky winners. All you have to do is “share a photo of yourself holding an imaginary box of Lucky Charms on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram between October 14 and 18 using #Lucky10Sweepstakes” to enter.
If I won the box, I don’t know if I would want to open it up and eat the marshmallows or keep it as a keepsake. But then I would be afraid that people would want to steal it because it is so valuable. Great, I just talked myself out of entering. I guess, I will just have to buy a box of regular old Lucky Charms, throw out all the cereal and keep all the colorful marshmallows. Then, when I am done, I can eat all of the sugary goodness and wonder why a few weeks later my dentist is telling me I have 3 new cavities.


The Halloween Whopper is turning people’s poop green!
October 6th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

A few weeks ago, Burger King announced that they are making a Halloween Whopper with a black bun, and now people are taking to social media to reveal the scary side effect. It is turning poops around the world green. Why? At this point, we don’t know and the fast food giant has yet to comment on the green doo-doo.
Now, you have to wonder is the Frankenstein colored crap a trick or a treat or both? It’s a trick how they made it happen. It’s a treat to a see a different color in the toilet bowl. Now, why people are looking in their crappers to see what color of the rainbow their sh!ts are, is beyond me. Can you explain that one to me?
Anyways, I don’t know about you, but it so makes me want to try one to see what happens. Don’t you want to find out if it is true?
I guess the scariest thing this Halloween season is not all the nerds who dressing up as Donald Trump, it’s all the turds that are the shade of the Presidential candidate’s hair.
To see what the green poop looks like, then click here!


Do the McDonald’s Happy Meal Minion’s toys sound like their cursing?
July 10th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Minions are the hottest thing out there for kids right now, and McDonald’s has them in their Happy Meal boxes. Well in Orlando a grandfather and a grandmother got the toy for their grandchild and they told WFTV that they were shocked by what it said. They could swear the cute little yellow plastic toy is saying, “what the f*ck?” and “I’ll be damned.”
I listened to the video and I can hear the, “I’ll be damned,” but the other one doesn’t really sound like “what the f*ck,” to me. What are you hearing?
Here’s what McDonald’s says you should be hearing, “para la bukay,” “hahaha” and “eh eh.” I definitely don’t hear that. Do you?
After all of this controversy, I am going to McDonald’s and get a Happy Meal with a cursing toy inside that makes me happy!


Would you go to the bathroom in an elevator?
June 4th, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

They say, “What goes up, must come down.” And they also say, “What goes in, must come out.” What if you combine the two in an elevator? That’s what they are hoping to do in Japan by adding toilets to an elevator according to the Washington Post. Before you are like, you can’t hold it in for two minutes. That is not why they are doing it. What happens if your elevator gets stuck due to something like a major quake, then what are going to do after you say it? If you are in Japanese lift, then you can use their emergency throne. Makes perfect sense, but not sure I would be able to do it with a bunch of strangers watching, would you be able to go poopy in that poopy catcher? Maybe they need to add a curtain to that emergency pouch.


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