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Fingernail licking good
May 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kentucky Fried Chicken is finger looking good, but do you wish that taste could last longer than the meal? That will soon be a reality because according to AdWeek, Ogilvy & Mather asked McCormick to help them come up with a nail polish that tastes like either Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. After some testing in Hong Kong, they will decide on a flavor and hopefully make it available to world afterwards. All the flavor, none of the fat and calories. Sign me up to be a tester. Maybe if it is a success, they will add other flavors like biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy, and more.
Also if it is a big success, maybe other restaurants will follow suit. Imagine if they did that for the McRib, the Whooper, Bloomin’ Onion, the Quesalupa and so on. My mouth is watering to lick my nails!


How much’d you pay for the purple rain that fell the day Prince died?
April 29th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

via The New York Daily News
On that day that Prince died, it rained outside of Paisley Park. Some people came up with the idea that if they collected it, they could sell it on eBay. One person was right and one person was wrong. Could be how much the latter asked for? How much was someone willing to pay for the clear purple rain? That person paid $23.50. How much was no one willing to pay? $100.00. I don’t know about you, but the most I would pay is $19.99. What would you pay?


Man arrested for not returning Freddy Got Fingered in 2002
March 24th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Anyone who has seen Freddy Got Fingered knows that movie should be considered a crime, but is it enough to get you arrested. For a North Carolina a man, it is. According to WSOC, James Meyers was pulled over for a broken tail light. Then when cops checked his license, they discovered he had a warrant out for his arrest for not returning the movie back in 2002. The video rental place (like almost all of them) has since closed down, but the case against him is still open.
Now, he has to wait to find out if the charges against him will be dropped.
If not, Tom Green told The New York Daily News, “If it’s 200 bucks of course I’ll pay it for him, just for the principle of the thing.” Why $200? The paper says, “Not returning rental property is a Class 3 misdemeanor in North Carolina and punishable by a fine of up to $200.” And you wonder why videostores went out of business?
Now, when it comes to Freddy Got Fingered, if you are the least bit tempted to see what this movie, that no one has talked about since 2002, is all about, don’t. It is one of the worst pieces of crap I have ever seen and I have seen a lot of horrible movies.


Finally a jacket to go with #TheDress
February 27th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

It has been a year since the world wondered if #TheDress is black and blue or white and gold. Since that is so last year, PopPunkBlogger wants to know is this jacket blue and white or black and brown?
I say just put this jacket on the dress, and make them both go away. All of this color confusion is making my eyes hurt.


Meet the woman who thinks she is a cat
January 28th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Nano is 20 years old and she looks normal enough, but the Norwegian woman thinks she is a cat. She told NRK that at 16 she was diagnosed as being a cat due a genetic defect at birth.
Nano is so serious about her identity that she wears ears, paws and a tail like a feline. She meows, purrs and also hisses at dogs that come to close to her. Sometimes she likes to hang out by the door and scratch at it, so that someone will let her out to play.
I say as long as she isn’t hurting anyone, let her be who she wants to be. But my Norwegian Forest Cat thinks she is cray cray. You should’ve seen her face when Nano started to meow, like what is going on here?
Personally, I would love to live like cat. It is the purrfect life, eat, drink, sleep and play. What more do you want? Sex, well they have animal sex, literally!


Wait, Judge Judy isn’t on the Supreme Court?
January 20th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

How many Supreme Court Justices can you name? According to a poll by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, 1 out of 10 college graduates think that Judge Judy Sheindlin is on SCOTUS. I don’t if it is sadder that they think that or that she really isn’t on it. Hey next president, when a slot opens up, you should give her the job. It would suck to lose her on television, but it would be great for the country if she fought for our rights!


A vaginal speaker so your baby can hear the music better!
January 5th, 2016 under Odd. [ Comments: 2 ]

It has been said that babies respond to music in the womb, and Babypod found a way to get that music even closer to them. Instead of just putting speakers on your belly, you can put a speaker in your vajayjay. They say the sound is even clearer for the child to hear. In fact, they even respond to it with their mouths and hands.
So for just $133.09, you can own this speaker for yourself. And if you play the beats loud enough, you can enjoy the experience as much as the baby!


A shop owner is sending pennies to heaven
December 31st, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]

Roland Foss hates pennies so much that he is getting rid of them at his two Orange County stores. According to KCBS, he will start banning them tomorrow at his Mission Markets in Fullerton and Anaheim. What happens if your total doesn’t end up on a 0 or a 5? He will round the dollar amount to the nearest increment of 5.
Why is he doing this? He explained, “We’re all consumers. We know how annoying pennies are. They waste time. They accumulate. We throw them in the trash.”
I know that pennies are annoying, but I still like them. Poor pennies.


A girl calls 911 when she accidentally touches an Elf on the Shelf
December 23rd, 2015 under Odd. [ Comments: 1 ]

Elf on the Shelf comes with a warning that says, “Christmas magic is very fragile, and if scout elves are touched they may lose their magic. If your scout elf has been touched, you can apologize by writing a letter to Santa, or saying you’re sorry to your elf.” Well when 7 year old Isabella accidentally touched her Elf and he fell to the floor, she called 911. According to WNBC, the police officer tried to calm her down, and got her to apologize to Santa and for calling 911. She learned her lesson and now will the Elf on the Shelf company learn theirs? That is a major bah humbug to make kids scared of losing Christmas like that. Grinches!


A dying man marries a life-size doll
November 8th, 2015 under Odd, The Police. [ Comments: none ]

A 28 year old man from China, who has terminal cancer, wanted to get married before he dies, so he married a doll. According to The Mirror he wanted the big day and a photoshoot, but didn’t want to leave behind a grieving window. His solution was to marry a life-size doll.
Hopefully this will bring him some comfort in his final days.
Ever since I read the story, I have had The Police’s Be My Girl, Sally stuck in my head. If you’ve never heard the song written by Andy Summers, you can hear it below and you will understand why I do.


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