The good news is that Prairie Farms came out with Peeps flavored milk, the bad news is it is only available in the Midwest. Although, that might be a good thing because I would be drinking a carton of the Marshmallow Milk and Chocolate Marshmallow Milk at least once a day. Seriously, how yummy do those flavors and the Easter Egg Nog Milk sound? As yummy as a Peep on Easter Sunday.
BTW we now have Peeps flavored milk, pizza crust covered in bacon and Cotton Candy Oreos, I am afraid of what else the crazy marketers are going to come up with next to tempt us to eat more unhealthy crap. It is getting so hard to turn all of this stuff down.
We know that Carrot Top likes to use a lot of different props during his act and the latest one got his dog going WTarF? That’s because he stole his pooch’s cone when the little one was done using it. Why he is wearing it, we don’t know. But we can only assume that he is donning his new collar to stop him from licking his balls. Right?
So a woman, who runs the Tumblr site Swiked, innocently asked, “guys please help me – is this dress white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the f*ck out.” Well the world wide web obliged and she did what a naked Kim Kardashian couldn’t do, she broke the internet.
People got in fights because some saw the dress as black and blue while others saw it as white and gold. Why are we seeing some people see it one way and others another way? According to The Health Site, you white and gold people are seeing it because, “When our eyes see something, the first burst of light, and its colour (made of whatever wavelength that corresponds with a particular colour) reflect off what you are seeing. This colour is supposed to be ignored by your brain. But what is happening in this case has a lot to do with evolution. When the human eyes evolved they did so, so that they could see in daylight, but daylight changes in colour and hues.” Us black and blue people are seeing it that way because, “For all those people who see blue and black, let me just say one thing — your vision is absolutely fine.”
So what does #TheDress really look like? You can check out the Roman Original dress here to see what colors it is comes in.
So are you bruised or do you have the Midas touch?
via Live with Kelly and Michael
You know what every little girl wants? She wants a toy dog that poops bones out of his butt hole after you feed them to him. Let’s be real, no girl wants that, but that didn’t stop some company from coming up with Cacamax. For just $40, you can teach daughter that everything really does poop. Something, I am sure she would’ve been happy not knowing. Or you can buy her Cacamax when she is being a little sh!t, tell her the dog is doing what she is!
BTW am I the one who wishes the bones were a dark brown instead of yellow?
The North East had a pretty mild winter, that was until Punxsutawney Phil told the world on February 2nd that there would only be six more weeks of winter. Ever since he saw his shadow, it has been nonstop snow in that part of the country. So much of the white stuff has fallen, records it has broken so many records in the area and there is no end in sight.
Well the town of Merrimack, NH is not happy about being buried under all of that snow and they decided to take it out on someone. Not Mother Nature, but Punxsutawney Phil. They feel he gave them hope that Spring was coming in six weeks, but he just didn’t tell them that it would be snowing all the time with freezing temperatures as a daily affair until then. So they decided to put a warrant out for his arrest. Can’t say I blame them for going after him, can you?
Just imagine if he didn’t see his shadow; and they thought were getting an early Spring? I think there would be a new Punxsutawney Phil living in that tree for Groundhog’s Day in 2016.
BTW the forecast for Merrimack is for snow over the weekend and it will not be above 30 degrees until next Thursday. Brrrrrr!
We have seen gigantic boobs in the past, but they look small as compared to Beshine‘s duo. Her breasts are a whooping 202ZZZ. I don’t know what to compare that to because they are the largest ones in the world.
So how much do those monsters weigh? They weigh as much as a lot of women’s cup size and 36 pounds. They are so heavy that she can’t sleep on her back or her front.
In fact, when she works out, she has to wear not one, not two, but three bras and sometimes they break. Another problem they cause for her, is they are so big, she can’t see her feet. That means putting on her shoes and shaving her legs is not easy for her.
So will that stop her from going bigger? Nope, but she won’t reveal how much bigger she wants to go.
Here is the most shocking fact about her boobs, she started out as an A cup before she got her three surgeries. What she only had three surgeries? She explained, “Now i get fill ups which means saline will be added to my implants. This procedure will be repeated until i have reach my requested size.” Then she added, “Then the saline will be replaced with a permanent fluid. But at the moment i have no limit in size and how big i want to get but I will let you know when i have reached my goal.”
How much bigger does she think she needs to get? I mean, they are almost the size of exercise ball. Does she want them to be as big as the ones on Wipeout? I guess the plus to their size, is if she falls forward, she will be able to bounce right back up. Although she might bounce so hard, she will land on her back.
So boys, I have to ask, do you find them sexy? Would you want to motorboard them? Although if you did, you might never been seen or heard from again. I know there are worse ways for you to die.
Every now and again you read a story that gets stranger with each sentence, and I just read one in The New York Post that is a cut above the rest.
There is a woman is China who found out her husband and father of their five children was cheating on her, so she went into their bedroom and cut off his pen!s.
He was taken to the hospital and doctors were able to reattach his cheating body part. When his wife found out, she went to visit him and once again cut it off.
This time she threw it out the window and ran. Her injured husband chased after her and beat her up. The hospital staff broke up the fight and treated them both for their injuries.
Sadly this time they could not reattach his boner because they assume a stray cat or dog ran off with it thinking it was a bone.
The story gets even stranger. When his mistress was asked if she still wanted him without his love maker, she said yes. She felt since he had 5 kids, they don’t need anymore.
Which I think shows what a horrible lover he is, if she is willing to fore go sex with him for the rest of their lives together. The good news for her, is at least he won’t be cheating on her.
Several kids got the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset for Christmas and their moms are upset. Why? That is because one of the attachments their daughters got, looks like something mommy plays with when she is alone. The item that is the frosting on the cake, is the item that puts the frosting on the cake; and it looks like a Dildo. So the mothers took to Social Media to let Play-Doh know that they are not happy that their little girls are playing with something that they also play with. I just don’t get why they are so against it. I mean, their children can play with it during the day and they can play with it at night. At least that is what I plan on doing with it.
via NY Post
Just when you thought that celebrity kids have the worst names in the world, comes a person in Florida who makes their names sound normal. The man’s name is Phuc Kieu. Can you think of a name worse that that? I mean it is fun for late night hosts trying to make a joke about it, but to this guy it has to be awful. Imagine introducing yourself to people? Someone asks him, “What’s your name?” He says, “Phuc Kieu.” They say, “No, Phuc Kieu.”
NYC’s firefighters have their own calendar and now the city’s Taxi Drivers got one too. It is so hot that the NYFD is going to have to put it out. For just $14.99, you can look at these 12 Beefcakes whenever you want to know what day it is in the year, 2015. Or you can look at them whenever you want to be reminded how sexy the people who drive you around the Big Apple really are. If I knew they were so hunkalicious, I would take a cab more often when I go to Manhattan instead of walking. But then again it costs you the same amount of money to buy the calendar as it does to go a block in the city that never sleeps, and you know what, it totally seems worth it now.
To see more of those cute cabbies, then click here!