Seriously? OMG! WTF?

It is 104 days until Christmas, so I am not even thinking about candy for the holiday.

That is me. It is not Archie McPhee. Today, they announced their latest candy cane flavors. They are Jalapeno and Big Foot. What does Big Foot taste like on your tongue? According to the candy shop, it tastes like pine. Now, I want to know what pine tastes like.

The two new canes are joining their other flavored suckers like gravy, possum, hot dog, and bacon!