The new trailer is out for The Expendables 2 and I think the movie that is coming out on August 17th is going to be the biggest Dick Flick ever. Not only does the film star Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nan Yu and Simon West, but there are so many explosions, gun battles and car chases that every guy you know is having wet dreams about seeing this movie. Ladies to us, it would be like if Hugh Grant, John Cusack, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman, Bradley Cooper, Richard Gere, Tom Hanks and Ryan Reynolds were all topless in one chick flick together. You know what that isn’t a bad idea…
