Guillermo del Toro is reimagining Pinocchio for Netflix, and I am going to imagine it is not happening.
I hated everything about the movie as soon as I saw how ugly they made the beloved wooden boy. He is so hard to look at; I wonder who they made the film for because it obviously is not for kids. And I can’t see adults flocking to theaters to watch it in November.
Are you going to see it? Don’t lie to me because your nose will grow. And these days, it really is not cheap to get a nose job.
