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Lucky Charms has added a new marshmallow to its cereal, and it is a red balloon.
They say, “Up up and away 💫 Our magical red balloon charms have magic floating power to help Lucky fly, where do you think he’s off to next? 🎈”
I say they are going to give kids nightmares because it is going to remind them of Pennywise from Stephen King’s It. Did they not think of that when they chose the color of the balloon?
And if they didn’t consider that, then they could think of all of the Gen Xers who are looking at the cereal and counting 99 Red Balloons. We are thinking there is a nuclear war coming.
Thanks, Lucky Charms. I will not be sleeping anytime soon, and it is all your fault.
Can someone hold me? I am scared.
