Sex Sent Me to the ER, that airs Saturday at 9p on TLC, shows us different things we shouldn’t do when we are in the throws of it. But the show isn’t only about kissing and telling, it also educates us about other sex problems. The network is being responsible and they’re answering our questions about, literally, practicing safe sex. A viewer of the show wanted to know, “What sexual position causes the most injuries?” The answer might surprise you because it is one of the most common positions.
I mean you’d think it be one of those crazy positions you see in the Kama Sutra, and you’d be wrong. Then maybe you’d think it might be missionary, cause one thrust might send the person on the bottom through the wall. Another risky position is when the woman’s legs are in the air because with one move forward from him, her leg might break. While those positions have their risks, the most dangerous one is the Cowgirl Position. That is when the woman rides the man and believe it or not, he is the one that suffers the most injuries from sex. That because She can come down on him in such a way to bend his pen!s and he will suffer from a penile fracture. The first time I heard about that was on The Drew Carey Show, but I digress. Now, back to the broken pen!s; there are no bones in the boner, so it is actually the corpus cavernosum that breaks. Something that is very very very painful for the man, as we learned from the TLC show.
Now, I am a sadist and love to laugh at pain. So I don’t know what I would do if that happened to my man while I was riding him like the horse that he is. I probably would burst out laughing and that would not be the best the thing to do, but then again he would be leaving me unsatisfied so it is only fair. What would you do?
Now ladies and gentlemen, if you are now afraid of the Cowgirl Position, then
Cosmo has a list of other positions you can try that aren’t as dangerous!
