Jimmy Kimmel likes to wrap up his Security Guard in all types of things, so why not wrapping paper. Yesterday, the ABC late night host got his Cousin Sal and some of Santa’s Elves to wrap up his security guard in wrapping paper for a Guinness World Record that doesn’t exist and that’s all I want to see under my tree on Christmas morning. I am even willing to spend all the hours it is going to take to unwrap him from 880′ of decorated paper. Isn’t it the perfect present.