Weird Al Yankovic tweeted this video of little boys playing with his crotch and said, “Will you pesky kids PLEASE stop hitting me in the crotch with a sledgehammer??” I don’t know about you, but I don’t want them to stop because I can watch that all day long. In fact, I want to play with his crotch too. Well that Weird Al’s crotch, not the real one. Well maybe the real one…
BTW I think he should parody his song Weasel Stomping Day to Weird Al Stomping Day and just do it about little kids hitting him in the balls! Now that is a day I want to be a national holiday!!!