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I love Creature Features. I have seen them all, from rats to bees to cats to sharks to worms, but I never thought I would see one about sloths. However, that is coming on August 30th.
According to Variety, Slotherhouse tells the story of college senior Emily Young, who aims to be voted president of her sorority. When she adopts an adorable sloth, she realizes the animal can serve as the house’s new mascot and help her win votes, dubbing the animal Alpha. The new pet is a beloved addition to the sorority house until a series of deaths point toward the sloth as the prime murder suspect. The film becomes a survival story of sisters versus sloth as the girls wonder if they can make it out of Sigma Lambda Theta alive (sloths, of course, are not known for being fleet of foot).
This should be the slowest-paced Horror movie since M3GAN. Yeah, I said it. It was more set up than scary.