The Late Show with Stephen Colbert sent Triumph The Insult Comic Dog to interview to Texas to interview their candidates for Senator Beto O’Rourke and Ted Cruz.
When the cigar smoker got a chance to talk to the emasculated candidate, the dog was really ruff on Cruz. The failed presidential candidate thought he had a chance to bark back with Just remember, it wasn’t the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed. And there is freedom on the other side.”
That is close but no cigar. Especially when the expert howled back with, “I support spaying and neutering, just like Trump did to you.” You would think there is nothing left to take down there for the Cruz, but whatever was left is completely gone now.
Why do these politicians think they can out insult comedians, they can’t. Especially ones like Cruz who takes it when someone attacks his wife’s looks and his dad’s reputation. Grow a pair because it is obvious he does not have any.
