Stephen King is going to be a guest on The Late Late Show tonight on CBS at 12:37a and he told Craig Ferguson the one story he has never been able to finish. That unwritten book is called Ladies Room and it is about a rest room in an airport where women go in and they don’t come out. Their male partners are outside waiting and waiting, and their females never return to them. Only problem is that he can’t figure out what is happening in that bathroom, so that is why he never wrote it. If he only knew, it would scare him more than his books.
The one thing King did figure out is what is plans are for his selling his books after his death. Craig and I disagree with his plan.
BTW tonight is all about the authors on LLS because Dave Barry is also a guest. And then when he is done The Rock Bottom Remainders are going to perform in a rare television appearance. Never heard of them? Well the band is composed of Dave Barry, Stephen King, Amy Tan, Maya Angelou, Cynthia Heimel, Sam Barry, Ridley Pearson, Scott Turow, Joel Selvin, James McBride, Mitch Albom, Roy Blount Jr., Barbara Kingsolver, Robert Fulghum, Matt Groening, Tad Bartimus and Greg Iles. Let’s just their musical number will be something to write about. So make sure to watch this episode of Stephen King is going to get you!
BTW am I the only one who couldn’t stop looking at King’s crotch? Who knew he really had the big balls to go along with his scary stories that have kept us all up for at least one night in our lives!
Here is The Rock Bottom Remainders performing for the “last” time together last night on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. That is the the smartest tune you and I will ever hear!
