You know the stereotype of how cops like to eat doughnuts? Well, it is true! At least for one police officer in Anchorage, Alaska.
The other day when an officer was getting ready to eat his frosted doughnut, a cute little squirrel grabbed it away from him before he had the chance. Since no one or no thing comes between a cop and doughnut, he chased after the thief. Unfortunately for him, running on four legs makes you faster than when you do it on two.
Therefore, the criminal got away. But there is an all points bulletin out on the bandit. So keep your eye out on furry squirrel about a foot long with frosting all over his lips. The last description should make him stand out in a lineup. That is if anyone can catch him. Although, after a few more doughnuts that should be an easy task.
When it comes to what he will be charged with, the Anchorage Police Department has this to say, “Seriously. He stole a perfectly good donut. FROM A COP. That’s a straight-up felony. Also… it’s rude.”
In the squirrel’s defense, a nut is a nut even if it is a doughnut.
