I have to admit that the last few Mean Tweets haven’t been as good on Jimmy Kimmel Live, but tonight we found out good things comes to those who wait!
You knew it was going to be great when Oscar winner Patricia Arquette read a Tweet about her teeth and laughed about it. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. Next up was George Clooney, and he read, “If that gross ratty old man George Clooney can find a girl…you regular fellas in the Twitterverse must be drowning in p@ssy.” I love that the Millennials don’t know that he used to be an sex symbol before he became a pompous a$$hole. Sorry that rhymed and that is why I went with that.
They also got it right describing Kevin Costner’s movies, Seth Rogen as being a fatter version of Dustin Diamond and Sean Penn being just the whole crotch area, front and back.
But the best one was an unintentional mistake from Richard Dreyfuss, who mistook a key word in his Tweet. The error made his Mean Tweet even meaner and funnier. But then again all of these Mean Tweets were meaner and funnier this time around, so sit back and enjoy them all.
