I have been to dozens of concerts in my life. I had a singer try to hit me on the head with a mic stand. Another one looked at me like I was crazy. I was told by another one I was crazy. And a guitarist splashed Jack Daniels on me. But I have never been thrown out.
That is me. A couple on Friday was so excited to see Machine Head that they could not control themselves. Or as the band put it, “San Diego! HOLY… FREAKIN… SH*T!!!?? When a guy and gal get ejected for having sex during ‘Davidian’ (in the front row no less!?) you know it’s gonna complete insanity! *no joke!*… WOW, what a welcome back you gave us, we are blown away! ⠀
“Epic circle pits, the jumping was crazy, boobies, sing-a-longs, crowd-surfing-mania, couples having sex!!?”
In the front row? I cannot even imagine how. Especially since it is so packed. But when there is a willy, there is a way. Maybe if she just gave him some machine head instead, they could’ve stayed for the whole show. Hopefully, they will cum to their next show because it sounds like they will be back in San Diego again soon after an 11-year hiatus.
