Winnie went out for a walk in the snow with her mom, and the dog decided to write a message. At first, her furent could not figure out what she drew, and then she did. It is a penis!
Get this pooch into art school ASAP with her sister Jules, who is away at school, because she has a real talent. Even I can’t draw a penis as well as she did with her paws.
Seriously, who has ever seen a canine do that? Maybe, they do it all the time. We just never noticed because they are not writing it in the snow. Then again, Winnie could be sending a message back to her home planet to rescue her from all of the dicks down here on Earth? Could it be that Men In Black got it right, and dogs are really aliens? Things that make you go, 2020.
