Yesterday American Idol opened the show with a girl who did not make it to Hollywood and she told the cameras the reason why she didn’t advance was because her audition stunk…but not in the way we would normally think. I feel so bad that she was showcased like that because she will never ever live that down. Even people who had the crappiest (no pun intentions) auditions could hold their heads up higher than she will be able to. Poor Fart Girl…
