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Most men bought their lovers a dozen red roses as in flowers. However, there was one guy, who topped them all, and put them to shame.
He made 12 life-size cutouts of Rose Nylund from The Golden Girls wearing a red dress and put them on his lawn. Then he wrote, “A dozen red Roses just for you.”
I don’t know who this guy. But if he didn’t get the best lay of his life for Valentine’s Day, then he needs a new lover. The things I would do to a man if he did that for me.
Heck, he can even use them for Christmas. Who doesn’t want a Betty White Christmas on their lawn?
