Peas and Carrots will not be alongside peas and carrots on the dish this Thursday because the president is going to pardon one of them. The two turkeys made the treck all the way from South Dakota for the occasion.
If you are going to go to the White House for an event in your honor, then you need to stay at the best hotel in their best suite. That is exactly what they got. WLIX’s Peter Zampa got to interview them and the fowl used no foul language when they spoke to him. Actually, they did not use any language.
Why would the South Dakotans be upset because look at their room? It is probably better than the room you are going to be sleeping in this Thanksgiving.
What happens to them after today’s pardoning ceremony? They will live out the rest of their lives at Gobbler’s Rest on the campus of Virginia Tech. Which should be about 365 from days from now because they were only pardoned from our kitchen tables for this year!
