Yesterday, most Americans once again ate turkey for Thanksgiving, killing millions of that type of bird for the holiday. Well, they are not having it anymore and according to Good Morning America they are coming out from sea (California) to sea (Massachusetts) attacking the people that are eating their family and friends. Which means they are working their way inward to middle America for their complete takeover. We thought the Zombies were going to get us, turns out the wild turkeys are way ahead of them.
After watching this video, I am almost feel bad that I was eating a leftover turkey sandwich as I was watching the news package.
