Did you know that one in 10 European Babies are conceived on an Ikea bed? Well they are, and Conan O’Brien revealed there has been a slight problem with them when they are born. They are not brought in to the world already assembled. Thus, you can assemble your child all by yourself or do I what I do and call in an Ikea Assembly Person to do it for you. I would do the latter to be on the safe side.