Kristen Bell hosted the Actors Awards yesterday, but her husband, Dax Shepard, was nowhere to be found.
Are they “separated” like P!NK and Carey Hart? Yes, I think you can say that.
Actually, he would rather have been there than where he was. While she was hanging out with people who sit on thrones for fun, he was sitting on the porcelain throne, not having fun. The actor spent his day shitting so that he could have a colonoscopy today.
So, today, the couple will be spending the day in bed resting from their activities over the last 24 hours. I hope their daughters don’t let them off easy.
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