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January 21st, 2009 under Razzies movies?

Worst Picture
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru

Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy -MEET DAVE
Mike Myers – THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino – 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg – THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba – THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN – (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson – FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll (as Himself) – Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley – THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds – DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer – THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian – DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski – 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore – HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy – MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director
Uwe Boll – 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel – THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan – THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans – Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening – Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie – Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King – Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru – Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)
Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

So many bad movies to choose from, I don’t know who I am going to vote for. BTW don’t forget for just $25 you can become a Razzie Member and vote for the Worst Movies of 2008 and got to fun ceremony on February 21st!
SOW note: The reason why I am I proud Razzie member is because out of the lists of movies that are getting the “prestigious” noms and the list of Razzie noms, I would rather see more of the Razzie films than those that will get Oscar noms tomorrow. Plus I enjoy them so much better than the likes of the put-to-me-sleep Brokeback Mountain the painfully boring, I gave up watching Crash and who the heck saw the movie that won last year. Yes, I don’t even remember what won….do you?
The Razzies are more for the average American than the Oscars these, don’t you think.

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