https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWpF9R29LOg
When Simon Le Bon was asked why rock stars marry models, he told the interviewer, “It’s just like why dogs lick their balls because they can.” Well there is one dog who isn’t going to get the supermodel because he can’t lick his balls and it is pretty huge. But for some reason, he just can’t. Poor puppy. He should’ve appreciated them while he still had them because you know he is going to get snipped.