Rachel Bloom was a late bloomer getting into bloomers. So late, the Crazy Ex Girlfriend told Larry King on his Ora-TV show that she was wasn’t out of diapers until she was 4 years old. Why? She said, “I remember, 💩ing in my diaper. I remember being able to speak and be like ‘Mom, I need to poop, I would like a diaper on my butt now.'” Then she added, “I remember walking around my house like 💩ing my diaper and then just like pontificating. It was like the act of 💩ing in my diaper was my time to just be like me.” She explained her rationale was, “It was almost like who am I? I am a child that 💩s in diapers. 💩ing diapers is my favorite part of the day. If I 💩 in the toilet, who am I suddenly? I am someone different.”
How did she wind up becoming like the rest of us and 💩ing in the toilet? She remembers that first time, not only because it is so monumental, but also because her mother recorded the experience. Hey, if a parent waits 4 years for their toddler to 💩 in the toilet, you want to keep that memory forever. Or their wedding!
But back to how her mom finally did it. One day, when Rachel was sitting on the loo to pee, she also had to go 💩. She asked her mom for a diaper and her mom said they weren’t any. She had no choice but to come on over to our side.
Back to the video, I want to see it! Maybe she can find a way to include it in the third season of her CW show that will be back! I can’t wait to see how they resolve that holy 💩 season finale. If you saw it, then you know why I said holy!
