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[ # ] The clock starts over for Final Destination
January 12th, 2019 under The Final Destination

To me, Final Destination is the best horror franchise of the new millennium, thus I have anxiously been awaiting a new movie from the series. The only problem is that the last film made everything come full circle. Therefore, how can they do a sixth movie?

The franchise’s EP, Jeffrey Reddick, broke the news that more people, who thought they cheated death, will die slow horrible unpredictable deaths. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the movie will be a reimagining of the concept and that is all we know for now. That and Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, the writers who put a piranha in a woman’s vajayjay and then had it latch on a to a man’s pen!s during sex in Piranha 3DD, will be writing FD6. They also worked on four of the Saw movies, but I will focus on the sequel to the killer fish movie.

I cannot wait to see what mass death scene brings our victims together again for the short rest of their lives. Maybe a train since they have already done planes and automobiles?


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