So kids before we could Google everything we needed, we used a thing a called the Yellow Pages to locate the services we needed. It was not an interesting read, but you got what you needed from it. Glamour magazine decided to sex things for the archaic book, and asked Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer to read from it. And the two movie heroes made it sound a lot hotter than it has ever sounded before. So hot that the men from The Man from UNCLE had me screaming uncle!
Someone needs to bring the Yellow Pages back and they need to bring it back now. Until then, I will just have my cell phone set to vibrate and call it a lot.
