I am like most Americans and don’t really know much about the World Cup that has the world going crazy. Thankfully Craig Ferguson has been explaining it to us on his CBS Late Late Show. On Friday he dedicated his whole monologue to it and then yesterday he got “Morgan Freeman” to narrate a mini-documentary to get Americans excited about the game where the object of it is to kick balls. How so? By showing what makes the game of soccer/football fun(ny), it is all about the male players either getting kicked in the balls or having a ball at rapid speeds make ball-to-balls contact! You know just like that gets us Yanks to watch America’s Funniest Videos, it will get us to the World Cup! We are such suckers for watching men have their family jewels hurt in really painful ways, or maybe it is just me?
BTW talking about balls, James Dyson creator of the Dyson Vacuum cleaner with the proper amount of suction will finally be on LLS next week, but until then see all the great guests he will have and not have time for weeknights on CBS at 12:37a.
