They say if you lay down with dogs, you will wake up with fleas. Well, if you lay down with pigs, you will get a Kevin Bacon. Don’t believe me? Well, seeing is believing, and you are seeing a Kevin Bacon laying down with four pigs. Therefore, it is true because I saw it on the internet.
When it comes to who is the biggest ham out of the five of them, that title goes to the Bacon.
If the actor eats any of them, would that be cannibalism?
Which little piggy do you think he is? I say he is the one who “cried wee wee wee all the way home.”
I will stop now because this is making me as happy as a pig in mud.
