Hey Jimmy,
Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.
In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…
Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.
Diet Snapple
That is hysterical! I can’t wait to see Jimmy Kimmel’s reaction to this on tonight’s show on ABC at 12:05a!
BTW I am willing to f*ck Matt Damon for a free case of Diet Snapple! Boy I am a cheap date!
ICYAMI here is the video of Sarah Silverman declaring that she is f*cking Matt Damon.
