Seriously? OMG! WTF?

If you have been wondering where Sir Patrick Stewart is recently, he has been lost in field of dreams. They built it, he came, “but everyone had gone to lunch.” They were too busy eating corn chowder, corn on the cob, corn fritters and popcorn to look for him. So to this day, they know he is lost in a corn field, they just don’t where. Therefore, they are sending in the Children of the Corn to find him. Oh wait, that might not be the best of ideas…

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