Tonight at 9p on TLC’s
Sex Sent Me to the ER, the show reinforces why we should never ever have sex in the shower.
A couple decide to have a quickie in a shower, but when she slips, they go down and her, you know, won’t stop bleeding. So they wind up going to the hospital and what happens next is so embarrassing, she will never have sex in an unusual place again.
Another couple comes back from their honeymoon and rush to ER because he has a temperature of 104. Doctors give him portable intravenous antibiotics and tell him he can’t have sex for 6 weeks. Since they are newlyweds, they don’t listen to the doctors and back to the ER they go.
The final couple are young and up for some fun. She decided to buy some remote controlled vibrating underwear and gives her boyfriend the remote control. They decide to take fun out of the bedroom and out to the supermarket. Whenever she least expects it, her underwear goes off. The excitement eventually is too much for her and she falls and bangs her head. The couple rush off to the hospital, forgetting what she is wearing. That is until the button gets stuck while they are in the hospital. How will they get out of this one?
The moral of that story is it is OK to shop for sex toys, but it is not OK to shop with a sex toy!
Need something exciting to do on a Saturday night, Sex Sent Me to the ER is a free safe way to spend it!
