You know a movie is going to be legendary when its logline is “It’s gonna be a crappy day.”
Why does Sewer Gators have that catchphrase? Because it is about alligators that travel through sewers up to people’s houses via toilets and bathtubs to kill them. So while you are taking a crap, the gator is getting a sneak peek of what you taste like before he gobbles you up butt first! And then, there are gators who like their meat cleaned before they swallow you whole.
Doesn’t that sound like the best movie of the summer? Forget Top Gun Maverick; I want to watch a film about gators who go after its victims on the crapper. There is nothing crappy about that. Well, yes, but you know what I mean.
So mark your calendars because it comes out on June 3rd! Wait, it gets even better because you can watch that day for free via a YouTube livestream with the cast and crew, including director Paul Dale. Then, you can own go and buy it on VOD, DVD, Blu-Ray, and collectible VHS. Yes, it will be available on VHS on By The Horns. You know a feature creature is going to be so awesome that you are going to want to own it on VHS! Although, you might have to buy a VCR because who still has one? Besides me, of course.
