Senator John Kennedy looks like he works in the funeral home, and today, he did something in the Senate that made my sex drive die.
He read two excerpts from the books George M. Johnson’s All Boys Aren’t Blue and Maia Kobabe’s Gender Queer to prove his point, but all he did was make pregnancy rates go down. Who wants to have sex after hearing him say, “I can’t wait to have your cock in my mouth. I’m going to give you the blow job of your life. Then, I want you inside of me.”
I am sure no lady has ever said that to him. And now, I will never ever say that again to anyone.
As my friend reminded me, the GOP is worried about Drag Queen story time. This is so much worse.
Who needs a cold shower when you have this?
I almost feel bad for him. Because he read this without any emotion. And that makes me think that he has never had a good fuck. Seriously, how does he read, “He got on top and slowly inserted himself into me,” and not be a little aroused?
Has he even ever been aroused? That is the problem with the conservatives. They are missing out! If they had a really fucking fantastic orgasm, they might become happier people.
Lord knows, Kennedy desperately needs one. But I don’t think he could ever let himself go enough to have one.
And when it comes to his argument about whether librarians over parents should choose what books are in a library. Yes, it is their house. You don’t want them in your house reminding you about all the filth in the Bible, then stay out of their houses. If you tell a kid not to read a book, guess what they are going to read it. And with the internet these days, kids can read any book they want.
So banning and reworking books is not the solution. Having honest discussions with kids is.
